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"If you've received this message it's because your basketball team won because of a game winning shot
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"D: You could be a better drinker. S: You just have to practice more. D: Training starts today. S: No excuses.
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"I’m not supposed to tell you this, because it should be a surprise, but I heard from a trusted source that
"Bro, I saved $15 by making this seashell necklace myself. It’s weird though, because anytime I put it up
"G: If you’re receiving this message it’s because you haven't told us what you want for your birthday.
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