Posts in RELATIONSHIPS
Keep In Touch Flirting

RELATIONSHIPS
"I insist you keep in touch with this man. Sure, the children you produce with him will be simple-minded,

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You’re Too Good For Me

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"SJ: You are such a good person. Why did you end up with me? Look at me. I'm so miserable... [Sniff

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Asking Ex Out For Coffee

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"D: Wanna have coffee with me? I figure it’s the least you can do. I spent my whole night following you

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Cheer Your Friend The F**k Up!

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"You're receiving this message because your friend is sad and it makes me sad too. I have enough shit

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If Girlfriend Calls You Immature

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"S: You are receiving this message because you think your boyfriend is too immature to be in a

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We Need To Tell You: Men Have Needs

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"Men have needs. Needs like working out, watching sports, eating steaks, hanging out with their

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