The Aimless Loser
WHO IS DANNY, The Aimless Loser?
Congratulations for your baby, birthday greeting cards, weird thoughts of the day ecards by Danny, the Aimless Loser. Danny, who is thirty and lives with his parents, has the soul of a child. A child your mom wouldn't let you play with because she can't stand his questions or the sound of his voice, and because he always had a Kool Aid mustache and Cheetos fingers, which he uses to flick boogers on your cat. Also because he once pooped in the back of her station wagon. But he's sweet?