The Party Guys

WHO are Simon AND DOUG, the party guys?

Drinking and nightlife tips, and flirting ecards by the Party Guys. Simon and Doug love vag. Which they call it. And Simon's negs manage to get him some, even though he's been unemployed for five years. (Thanks, sweetest mom Eva, Sandra, for the the silk shirts!) They take improv classes and steamroll scenes with the '90s' worst jokes. They truly believe women aren't funny because the ones who will speak to them aren't. Though they are both over 5'10", they've had Napoleon complexes since Alpha Epsilon rejected them in 2002... after four months of hazing. Doug's genitals are still recovering.