The Weepers
WHO are Little John and Sad Jessica, the weepers?
Cry your way out of anything with Little John and Sad Jessica from the Weepers eCard collection. Dressed in ill-fitting suits, Little John has a tough time maintaining eye contact with the camera. Her hair all out of whack and make-up not put on well, Sad Jessica is often a complete mess.
JUST JOKING
" LJ: You’re not funny. SJ: You’re so not funny it hurts. LJ: It saddens us to no end. Look at us. We’re a
RELATIONSHIPS
"SJ: You are such a good person. Why did you end up with me? Look at me. I'm so miserable... [Sniff
RELATIONSHIPS
"You're receiving this message because your friend is sad and it makes me sad too. I have enough shit
RELATIONSHIPS
"I'm getting married—it's great but it also sucks. It’s great because I found someone who’s all right with
FLIRTING
" LITTLE JOHN: You look beautiful. Oh my god, it hurts to look at you! Oh my god! Oh my god! He is in