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RELATIONSHIPS"Everyone’s been whispering about my “gay best friend.” They’re talking about you, I think. Which is
RELATIONSHIPS"If you’re receiving this message it’s because, as they say, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
RELATIONSHIPS"men don’t like to admit that we are wrong. Women are much better at accepting responsibility for their
RELATIONSHIPS"Simon: (reading off a card) Let’s see. "How do I make my girlfriend’s parents like me, even when my breath
RELATIONSHIPS"I don't mean to trouble you, but if you're receiving this message it's because you should know that a
RELATIONSHIPS"I insist you keep in touch with this man. Sure, the children you produce with him will be simple-minded,
RELATIONSHIPS"SJ: You are such a good person. Why did you end up with me? Look at me. I'm so miserable... [Sniff
RELATIONSHIPS"D: Wanna have coffee with me? I figure it’s the least you can do. I spent my whole night following you
RELATIONSHIPS"Go fuck yourself! Wait, knowing how narcissistic you are you’d probably really enjoy getting laid by you
RELATIONSHIPS"You're receiving this message because your friend is sad and it makes me sad too. I have enough shit
RELATIONSHIPS"M: If you're receiving this message it's because you just got back together with your ex-boyfriend.
RELATIONSHIPS"S: You are receiving this message because you think your boyfriend is too immature to be in a
RELATIONSHIPS"I'm getting married—it's great but it also sucks. It’s great because I found someone who’s all right with
RELATIONSHIPS"On Valentine’s Day so many guys buy lingerie for their girlfriends. But it’s kinda like the guys are
RELATIONSHIPS"Men have needs. Needs like working out, watching sports, eating steaks, hanging out with their