Relationship Tips: Cook For Your Man

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HEY! video eCard collection: The Latino Seducer

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I don’t mean to trouble you, but if you’re receiving this message it’s because you should know that a man loves a woman to cook for him. How do you not know this already? Do you not have a mommy? Was she a lazy mommy?
Beat.
Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Pero no matter.
A hungry man is a man more likely to lose his hair, lose his stamina—and lose his love. So, feed your man with love—and food.
I recommend you chew your man’s food for him as well. And feed it to him like a mother chick to her baby chick. That way your man can rest his jaw. That he can use for dessert. In the bedroom. On your body.
Beat.
I am saying your body is his dessert.
Beat.
Pero you should still make him a real dessert too. I prefer chocolate éclairs.
— by Carlos. Hey! Video eCard Latino Seducer Collection

+ Credits

Director: Greg Burke
Writer: Lou Perez
Carlos: Lou Perez
Director of Photography: Paul Rondeau
Executive Producer: Martin Lenclos