This Marriage Would Be A Mistake

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HEY! video eCard collection: The Professor

Sometimes you must send a message you will later regret because your friend will hate you for it. But you had to!!

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If you’re receiving this message it’s because you need to know how to tell your friend they are making a big mistake by getting married. This is very easy. If you yourself are married simply say - “look at me. Look at what I’ve become.” Your friend will know what this means. If you are not married then simply ask your friend how much sex they’ve been having the past six months. Tell him to divide that in half and minus all blowjobs and he will have no choice but to reconsider. And that’s it. So, good luck and good bye.
— by Prof. Hayes. Hey! Video eCard Professor Collection

+ Credits

Director: Greg Burke
Writers: Zack Phillips, Greg Burke, Laura Willcox
Prof. Hayes: Kelsey J Nash
Director of Photography: Paul Rondeau
Executive Producer: Martin Lenclos