You Could Be a Better Drinker


HEY! video eCard collection: The Party Guys

Send a video message of encouragement to your sober friends to start training to be better drinkers.

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'You Could Be a Better Drinker' is part of our 250+ HEY! video eCard bundle, the perfect assortment of videos for sending hilarious texts non-stop. 
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D: You could be a better drinker.
S: You just have to practice more.
D: Training starts today.
S: No excuses.
D: Wherever you are—I don’t care if you’re at the supermarket, at work, or in the gym—reach for the nearest container of alcohol and suck that shit down.
S: And when you’re done with that one, grab another one, and do the same—but this time with more intensity.
D: Keep going until you feel the burn. Yeah! That’s it! You’re already looking like a better drinker.
— by Doug and Simon. HEY! Video eCard Party Guys Collection

+ Credits

Director: Greg Burke
Writer: Lou Perez
Doug: Kelsey J Nash
Simon: Nate Smith
Director of Photography: Paul Rondeau
Executive Producer: Martin Lenclos