Fake A Knowledge Of Basketball

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Hi. You’re receiving this message because you need to fake knowledge of basketball. The simplest way is to pretend you’re a gambler. If a game is on TV where you are, ask someone watching the game who’s winning. No matter what the answer, say “Of course!” angrily. Start to act worried. Say “Why am I always so stupid!” and pace around the room. Make a pretend phone-call on which you promise “I’ll get you your money.” Soon, everyone will think you have a crippling gambling addiction and never imagine that you know absolutely nothing about this tall-black-man’s game! If anyone doubts your gambling problem, ask that person to loan you $2,000.
— by Prof. Hayes. HEY! Video eCard Professor Collection

+ Credits

Director: Greg Burke
Writers: Zack Phillips, Greg Burke, Laura Willcox
Prof. Hayes: Kelsey J Nash
Director of Photography: Paul Rondeau
Executive Producer: Martin Lenclos