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WORKPLACE"Hey. You're receiving this message because you should know what you know and know what you don't
WORKPLACE"This may sound crazy but I might have told your wife that you’ve been staring at the hot new ass in the
WORKPLACE"G: If you’re receiving this message it's because you’ve been laid off. L: I know a part of you was
WORKPLACE"If you're receiving this message it's because you just got fired - Michelle! He doesn't know yet! - What?
WORKPLACE"If you’re receiving this message it’s because you just got a promotion. Congrats! As they say in Spider-
WORKPLACE"If you're receiving this message it's because you need to know how to win an argument. Well, this is
WORKPLACE"I'm at the office now. At my company party did you hook up with one of the janitors? Because
WORKPLACE"V: Hey bro, I quit my job yesterday because my boss said I can't work there anymore.
WORKPLACE"M: If you're receiving this message it's because you got laid off from work. J: Fuck that job. You didn't like