Relationship Tips: Cook For Your Man

Relationship Tips: Cook For Your Man

0.99

'Relationship Tips: Cook For Your Man' is part of the Hey! 255 Video eCard Bundle. Learn more >

HEY! video eCard collection: The Latino Seducer

Make your loved one laugh (or cry) with this most outrageously funny request. If successful, it may inspire them. 

Add To Cart
I don’t mean to trouble you, but if you’re receiving this message it’s because you should know that a man loves a woman to cook for him. How do you not know this already? Do you not have a mommy? Was she a lazy mommy?
Beat.
Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Pero no matter.
A hungry man is a man more likely to lose his hair, lose his stamina—and lose his love. So, feed your man with love—and food.
I recommend you chew your man’s food for him as well. And feed it to him like a mother chick to her baby chick. That way your man can rest his jaw. That he can use for dessert. In the bedroom. On your body.
Beat.
I am saying your body is his dessert.
Beat.
Pero you should still make him a real dessert too. I prefer chocolate éclairs.
— by Carlos. Hey! Video eCard Latino Seducer Collection

IMPORTANT
Once purchased, the file is available for download on the Order Confirmation page and an email will be sent to you within minutes of purchase containing a link to the file as well.

+ Credits

Director: Greg Burke
Writer: Lou Perez
Carlos: Lou Perez
Director of Photography: Paul Rondeau
Executive Producer: Martin Lenclos